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A native or inhabitant of northern England, residing in the 3 miles or so between Watford and Scotland. The Northerner is often regarded as much less evolved than the beings found further South of the island; assumed to be due to the lack of sunshine, excessive wearing of flap caps and a diet consisting mainly of chips and gravy.

Many northern communities now have electricity but choose not to use it and many are yet to grasp the basics of t'English language. But for all their shortcomings, they sound right funny when they talk and Coronation Street continues to be one of the nations favourite documentaries.